Caught Green-Handed in Offloading Vegetables Onto Someone Else

Chapter 1

Family Restaurant

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Tsukasa

—And then!

He dodged the demon’s attack and struck with a single flash of his blade!

It was elegant, yet brimming full of strength, truly a dynamic fight scene!

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Rui

That kind of intensity really highlights what makes Kikyo Troupe stand out from Suzuran troupe.

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Emu

Yeah! It felt like the whole place was going bzzzzt~!

It had me on the edge of my seat the whole time! I couldn’t look away!

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Nene

Even with so few lines, you could still feel the emotions in the sword fight.

That was really amazing.

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Rui

Right.

Conveying all that through action alone…… it gave off a sense of surety and skill.

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Tsukasa

Indeed.

Though when we talk about intensity, there were other scenes—

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Waitress

Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Tsukasa

Oh! It seems our food has arrived.

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Rui

The demi-glacé omurice over here, please.

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Emu

The regular omurice goes over here, please~!

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Waitress

Of course.

Please enjoy your meal.

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Tsukasa

There’s still much to discuss….. but first, let’s dig in!

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Nene

Yeah, I’m starving too.

Still……. I didn’t think we’d all order omurice.

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Emu

They’re having an Omurice Special1, so of course I had to get some~♪

The side veggies look super tasty too!

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Rui

Tomato and broccoli, huh…..

*Silence*

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Rui

By the way, Tsukasa-kun, did you happen to see next month’s featured dishes?

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Tsukasa

Next month’s?

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Rui

It’s on the back of your menu here…..

Next time, they’re doing hamburg steaks inspired by different prefectures.

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Tsukasa

Oh? Let me have a look……

*Tsukasa turns his menu*

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Tsukasa

Ooh!

A Hokkaido hamburger steak with lots of cheese, a miso-butter Aichi one—looks like quite the selection!

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Rui

Yeah.

They all sound delicious.

*fwip*

*fwip*

*fwip*

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Rui

Looks like they’ve got some unique options too.

The one I’m curious about is the Osaka one on the next page—

*fwip*

*fwip*

*fwip*

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Tsukasa

Hold it right there!

Don’t go slipping vegetables onto people’s plate while they’re not looking….!

You can’t just dump them there without asking!

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Rui

You’re surprisingly observant, Tsukasa-kun...…

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Nene

Seriously, what are you guys even doing….?

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Emu

Wowie, Tsukasa-kun’s plate got way more veggies on it!

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Tsukasa

Honestly, do you have any intention of overcoming your aversion to vegetables?

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Rui

Overcoming it? Why would I need to do that?

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Tsukasa

Don’t give me that look that screams, “Is that really necessary?”!

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Rui

I feel like I’ve said this before, but...…

You can get nutrients from other sources besides vegetables.

It’s not like it’s caused me any issues. I’ve grown this tall, haven’t I?

I think I’m doing just fine without them.

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Nene

I knew you were gonna say that...…

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Tsukasa

But what if, just what if, you're ever in a situation where you have to eat them?

Say we’re performing in a town known for its vegetables, and they serve them as part of their hospitality, wouldn’t that be awkward for you?

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Rui

Ah..…

Yeah, I guess that could happen.

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Nene

And if you said you hated them in a situation like that, the locals might get upset.…..

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Rui

Of course. That’s not something I’d want to risk.

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Tsukasa

Then in that case.…..!

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Rui

Yes, yes.

I plan to handle it with thorough countermeasures.

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Nene

……Countermeasures?

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Rui

I’ve developed a range of polite ways to decline any possible offers, depending on the situation.

For example, if it’s a gift in the dressing room,

If it’s suddenly served during a visit,

If it’s a formal dinner invitation.…..

You never know when or where vegetables might ambush me.

So I’ve prepared for every possible scenario.

No matter how they come at me, I can handle everything with ease.

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Tsukasa

If you just put half of that effort into actually learning to eat them.…..

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Emu

Oh, oh! What about if you’re cast in a role where you have to eat veggies on stage?

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Rui

A role where I have to eat vegetables?

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Emu

Yep!!

It could totally happen in a play, right?

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Rui

Hmm.…. that never occurred to me.

I just assumed I’d never get cast in that kind of role.

But I guess there’s always a chance someone might specifically request me for it.

In that case, I should probably come up with a way to pretend I’m eating them, without actually doing it.

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Emu

Whoa! That’s like.….. magic!

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Tsukasa

No, not like magic.

That is magic.

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Nene

As usual, the second vegetables are involved, all that effort goes in the completely wrong direction.....

At this rate, I don’t see him getting along with vegetables any time soon.

  1. Original is オムライスフェア (lit. Omurice Fair) but it’s not talking about an actual fair, the loan word “fair” when used in Japanese, it’s referring to a limited-time event, promotion, or themed offering.

Translation
Usagi
Proofreading
QA